Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)