Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.