Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en