Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.