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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden