Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)