Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!