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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Who was left?

Deleted

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.