When it turns into a driveway.
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Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
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Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
When it's down to it's last quarter.
To break on through to the other side.
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
Harry Daughter.
Slow down and use lube.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
One good turn deserves another.
He's Snowden.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Coach
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Pronounce this word: unionized
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
