Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

You might also enjoy:

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.