When it turns into a driveway.
Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Cleveland Rocks!
I don't want to plow my driveway
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
Cause it was snowed-in.
Ahola.
They only had two cars.
Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**
Womb Service!
Pick a cod, any cod!
He hippo-tized him!
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Macaque
It raises a stink!
Citrus down.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
