When it turns into a driveway.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
He thought they were a delivery service
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Harambe tried to save the kids.
Past tense.
She has a hispanic attack
A putable bond
Dora the Exploder
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Who-dini
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
Jeep Jeep
Cause it was snowed-in.
Edward.
