When it turns into a driveway.
Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Cleveland Rocks!
I don't want to plow my driveway
Where my dogs at
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Jeep Jeep
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Ayyyy watch it homes!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Sparky.
Past tense.
