What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.