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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.