What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!