What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.