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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!