Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black