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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.