Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday