Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.