Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.