Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black