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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.