If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Never mind, I figured it out.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He gets stumped.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
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She kept wetting the bed.
He used cowculus!
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
A Game of Crohn's.
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
Omelette you figure it out
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Test tickles
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Causal fridays.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
With your figure of speech
Ben/Anna!
A toy builder.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
A cuck has a girlfriend.
You can't buy happiness!
He was dyslexic.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
The floor
Every single one counts.
Student: "Alive".
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Genesis 3.
