If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Never mind, I figured it out.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He gets stumped.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
She kept wetting the bed.
He used cowculus!
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
A Game of Crohn's.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
Omelette you figure it out
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Causal fridays.
With your figure of speech
Ben/Anna!
A toy builder.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Good day, m'hogany'
Nothing. They bark.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
He had a 2-2.
9GAG
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
Medium burgers!
You can hear their brooms tick!
