Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.