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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long