Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.