What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch