What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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