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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.