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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!