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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.