What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.