What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.