Names
An arm and a leg.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Their last names.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.