April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.