What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob