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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.