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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Nirvana

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Legs

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A catameringue!

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Because he was in Da-Nile

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Just add water.

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Put him in water!

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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob