What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.