What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann