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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.