What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.