Matt
Because she had no arms
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
They have the right to bear arms
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It cost an arm and a leg
Bobby
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Four guys watching a football game.
To get to the second-hand shop.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
An arm and a leg.
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Bob.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Names!
An attack dog in a preschool.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Limbitless
Cancer.
Skip
Disarmed.
He gets stumped.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
Matt. Others:
Names.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
A turkey
Right where you left it
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Wave to him!
Because they are humerus
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Def Leppard
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Because she hasn't got arms!
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Bernie.
Your arms have gotten sore.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Names! -Bo Burnham
Names
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
A tattoo.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.
Hand Solo
Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY
Anything you want. He is 'armless
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Whatever you want
Russel.
Russell.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Wave.
A Tattoo.
Bob
Frank
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Rustle
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian
Well-Armed
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Wave at him
For giving arms to Iraq.
Right where ya left him.
Unfortunate.
Cancer
Her arms are amputated.
Russel
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
He threw his arm out.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Curt 'n Rod
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
You wave hello!
Art.
Kurt and Rod
It's a dead giveaway...
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
They both paralyze Superman
Wife.
Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
You turn off the lights.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
You should Bill Gates.
I say Progresso at any cost.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A woman.
Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
You probably haven't heard it.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
