Matt
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
They have the right to bear arms
Four guys watching a football game.
To get to the second-hand shop.
An arm and a leg.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Cancer.
Disarmed.
He gets stumped.
Matt. Others:
Names.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
A turkey
Right where you left it
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because they are humerus
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Bob.
Names! -Bo Burnham
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
A tattoo.
Names
Hand Solo
Bob
Russel.
Russell.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Wave.
A Tattoo.
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Rustle
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Well-Armed
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Right where ya left him.
Cancer
Russel
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
He threw his arm out.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Curt 'n Rod
Kurt and Rod
Skip.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
There are more birds on that side.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
A happy pit bull.
Guy who collects legs.
Russell
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Dumbbelldor.
Claude
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Matt.
Claude!
Alright.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A man holding an aardvark.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Cancer. ()
A. Wave at her.
Butch your arms around me!
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Amputee
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
They have access to arms.
A coat of arms!
They go to Cannes
Napoleant!
An excavator.
An EXcavator
It kept crashing on the beach.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
It just deepends.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
A waist of time
A waist of money.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
You pullet.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Bear
