What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham