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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!