What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!