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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.