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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.