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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!