How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks