Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.