Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.