Because they got Chewbacca
She doesn't Swallowbacca.
Wookiepedia
A wookiee talkie.
He's just a wookie!
Wookieeleaks
And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
Wookie Goldberg
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
He made a few Wookiee errors.
A Chewie
He thought the bond was ironic.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Tooth-hurty
It is a day to be tankful.
She was told to do an essay in school.
Who wants 2 try?
Ewoks
They're huge blubbermouths.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Crossfit
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
A Wookie mistake!