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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels