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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.