He was a little shoat.
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
2016
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
A pig up truck
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
