Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Who's there! Bill! Bill who?

Bill-tup area!

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.