Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!