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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay