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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay