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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture