What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.