What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.