What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.