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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.