What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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He derives!

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Submarines.

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A submarine.

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Calculator!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!