What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?