What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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They'll tell you.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Because you should never drink and derive.

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If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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A submarine!

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He has thrust issues.

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The crews got marooned

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.