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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.