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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.