Derive Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.