Because you should never drink and derive.
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Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
For drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
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A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
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A racist!
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I'd say he's fairly incapa.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
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One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!
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Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
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A bee in a submarine!
A can of people!