Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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Serving dual porpoises!

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

To the L'Hospital...

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.