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Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

L'hospital Jokes More L'hospital Jokes

Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

To the L'Hospital...

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls