Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.