What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

Virgin mobile

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits