What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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The knock speeds up.

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The knocking always speeds up.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."