Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Because it was stationary.
Need for Speed.
With a mop.
I have 40.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
When it turns into a driveway.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
This joke...
They didn't know their limits