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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.