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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Who drives it?

The officer.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."