Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Need for speed.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Collecting his thoughts.
Bike carbonate of soda!
It was two tired.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
They didn't know their limits