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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."