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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.