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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits