Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None. They can't get up that high!
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Gamble in British currency.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
