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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"