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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.