What do British girls do to hearts?

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.