What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"