Brexit Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.