Brexit Jokes

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Because they colonize.

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Batman can go to a store without robin.

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1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Triggernometry

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Society.

Who won the race?

Society.