Brexit has actually affected society.
He Brexit!
Brexit
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
A Brexit
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Not being British.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
It has a special place in their hearts
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
They promised freaky fast delivery
He only promised to be gone until November
An hour after its landed its still whining.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
There's change in a lightbulb
