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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt