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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.