What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.