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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics