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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.