Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.