Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.