How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.