How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!