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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.