How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.