How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.