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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.