Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

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What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.