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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.