What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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They go straight for the juggler.

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Arrrish

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You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Urine big trouble...

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Urine over your head!

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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The Easter Blarney!