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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck