What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!