What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.