What do you say if your peeing in Irela...

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!