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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck