Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.