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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!