Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!