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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

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Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!