Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Capitol Jokes More Capitol Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!