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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.