Because he is lying.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A Chipmonk.
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
He asked. "A million," I rep lied.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
They don't believe in higher powers.
Cat-holic