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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.