Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

A fungimentalist