Because he is lying.
Bill Cosby
Darth Vader.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Raise MY hand!
An eggsy-stench-alist.
