Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Electric Blanket Jokes More Electric Blanket Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!