Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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He was undercover *!*

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Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Pop

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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I want you inside of me.

Electric Blanket Jokes More Electric Blanket Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!