By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
When your nose touches the ceiling!
An under cover cop.
Pro-bono
They both abhor a vacuum.
Pop.
My pop is bigger than your pop.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Allahu Mybad
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
It loses its cool.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
I'M BREADY TO DIE
You pop up all night.
