Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.