Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.