Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.