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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!