What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover