What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest