How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!