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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.