How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!