How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea