How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.