What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.