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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!