What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!