What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.