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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".