What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!