A bird that lays down!
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach
An egg gets laid.
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
God is the answer.
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He wanted to have webbed feet.
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
