What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.