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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.