What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.