A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
They sit eggsaminations!
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
A pizza can feed a family of four
Homeless.
Christian Bale
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
