What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing