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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!