What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Where I from?

Please tell me.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas