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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"