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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken