What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.