What do fish talk about at work?

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.