What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.