Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

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Current events.

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