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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.