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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.