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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.