Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.