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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare