Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!