Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.