What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew