What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Intermittenly.

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Help! My pocket's been picked!

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A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!