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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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Purr-tuguese

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.