What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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A woolly jumper.

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Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!