What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!