Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic