Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said