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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.