Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving