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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.