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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.