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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving