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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)