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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)