What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Previous Random Joke Next

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....