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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....