What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)