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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!