Scotland Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.